I'm wondering if anyone ever reads this sentence.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Cutie Pies

Mark this one down as the clearest example yet of a game that the 2005, 2004, 2003, 2002 and 2001 Mets would have absolutely, no-doubt-about-it, 100% lost. Rubber game, on the road, hideous outing by the starting pitcher, blowing a big lead against tough opponent -- fuggedaboutit. Those Mets would've been mentally packing for Arizona by the 5th inning. These guys? Let's just say (again) something special's in the air. No, the Terminator Mets did not pack it in, but rather, grabbed this game by the lapels and vigorously shook it until another 4 runs plopped out. Excellent victory and yet another series win (they're now 13-5-2 in series this year. I counted. That's damn good.).

A few points:

(1) What the heck's up with the title of this post? Well, it harkens back to the Flitgirl, who had the line of the night during the game. After 'Stings hit his huge 2-run jack, she looked up from her book in time to see D. Wright congratulating him at home plate. Her response? "Awwww, look how cute they are." What exactly should my response have been to that? I couldn't think of one, so all I said to her was, "you KNOW that's going in the blog tomorrow." By the way, she insists on calling him "Miller Lastings." But I swear to you, she's making progress here.

(2) Last night's celebrity sightings were Ray Romano (who I'll always remember better for his early appearances on "Dr. Katz" rather than his own show, which I didn't really watch) and Rob Reiner. Reiner is a guy who most people associate with "All in the Family," or perhaps with one of the many fine movies he's directed, including "This Is Spinal Tap" and "A Few Good Men." Me? Whenever I see him, I always immediately think of his cameo on Curb when he recruits Larry to volunteer against Groat's Syndrome:

Rob: And then you...you told him that Groats' Syndrome was named after the shortstop for the Pittsburgh Pirates?!
Larry: Yeah, Dick Groat! He was very spastic!

(3) Speaking of cameos, Tommy Lasorda made one in the booth with Howie and Ron last night. "That's one delicious shake for breakfast, one for lunch, and then a sensible dinner...even pasta!" Is he still on that stuff?

Tough series awaits in 'Zona, who fortunately may be reeling from (a) the Grimsley mess and (b) getting smacked around by Philly. I've looked at the pitching matchups for all four days, and my predictions are: Win, loss, loss, win. If you're smart, you'll go out and bet against all four of those picks and clean up.

11 Comments:

Blogger SonnyD said...

man, i think blogspot is getting a bit overloaded these days...it can't handle toasty joe's load.

joe and i were discussing amongst ourselves what should happen with the miller 'sting situation once nady and floyd return. Do we see a nady/floyd platoon? It is a bit wee early (only 8 games) to determine his near future production, but he is making a very strong case for himself. Mike & the dawg say there's a bit of the willy mays in him...

Can we make him a second baseman?

2:24 PM

 
Blogger nLak..B) said...

this is really off topic but what's with you and carlos's mole?

3:30 PM

 
Blogger mr. met said...

At least your lady was not making fun of Mets in front of your face.

Is everyone else having problems too? Blogger sucks...if this shit was not free, I'd be pissed. Nah, f-that. I'm pissed. Screw google. Screw blogger. Screw everyone.

Carlos' mole is gross. I think it might be attached to a vital organ or maybe his brain. That is the only reason I can think of why it is still around.

3:54 PM

 
Blogger Toasty Joe said...

I am obsessed with it, I confess. It's so large, it has its own congressman.

4:14 PM

 
Blogger nLak..B) said...

IT'S A FLIPPING PART OF LIFE!!!!!
gosh it's only a mole. other people have them, too.

6:04 PM

 
Blogger Mike V said...

Speaking of completely off-topic topics, if the SNY ratings for Mets games are so high compared to last season why are there so few paid commericals during the games? There are so many promos and PSAs, so much more than real ads. The only ads I can recall are for the Mercury Mountaineer and that HOT girl from Barbados. Weird, right?

9:56 PM

 
Blogger Mets Guy in Michigan said...

Joe!

Sweet blog! Youmind if I add you to my links?

Clearly if Milledge keeps this up, there's no way he's going back to Norfolk.

10:27 PM

 
Blogger Toasty Joe said...

No problem, add away, Dave.

10:47 PM

 
Blogger Toasty Joe said...

Nlak: No. Nobody else has moles. Nobody. Just Beltran.

11:06 PM

 
Blogger nLak..B) said...

OLD PEOPLE, TOASTY JOE, OLD PEOPLE!

7:46 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey can i use this picture of carlos beltran for the milledgefacts site? thanks. i will credit you for the photo.

11:17 AM

 

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