Fucktard of the Week
It's Friday, so that means it's time to debut a new weekly feature here: The Fucktard of the Week Award. I hope to bring you a new Fucktard each Friday this season. I have a hunch that those two pinheads who are running the Knicks into the ground will receive multiple awards. The person with the most Fucktard Awards at the end of the baseball season will receive an as-yet unnamed prize. I'm thinking maybe a $3 Arby's gift certificate.
I think you can guess who this week's winner is, based on the picture. Why Coach Coughlin? Please consider the following actual quotations (Coughlin's being the most recent):
(A) "[Coach Mike Nolan] walks around with a chip on his shoulder, like he's a dictator, like he's Hitler." --Running back Kevan Barlow
(B) "Don't tell me it's baseball etiquette!! It used to be etiquette to have black people as slaves! It's over! Why did they march people into ovens?!? Well, that's what they told them to do!" --Broadcaster Michael Kay on baseball etiquette
(C) "Hey, man, the days of slavery are over." --Deion Sanders to Carlton Fisk, after Fisk criticized him for not running out a fly ball
(D) "I hear some [criticism] and I see it. You know (VP of communications Pat) Hanlon tells me about it, what's going on. Hitler and then me, in that order. Unfortunate, but it is." -Giants coach Tom Coughlin
Here's a free tip for any of the small percentage of the population who is fortunate enough to be making obscene amounts of money for playing, coaching, and/or broadcasting a kid's game:
Shut the fuck up about Hitler.
Shut the fuck up about the Holocaust.
Shut the fuck up about slavery.
End of discussion.