I'm wondering if anyone ever reads this sentence.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Chug-Chug-Chug

Well, it appears that finally, perhaps, maybe, could-be, hopefully, the Mets Locomotive is back on track. Of course, this has only been a relatively modest 5 out of 6 spurt, so I say this with much trepidation.

However, the signs are unmistakable. Timely hitting, quality starts, great (non-Heilman) bullpen work, solid defense, a glaring lack of boneheadedness and apathy, and, most importantly, a bounce in the step that we haven't seen in many months. I'm not completely breaking out the pom-poms until after this road trip, which is a chance to get even fatter against two bad teams. So give me 5 out of 7, and I'll be fully on board.

Unfortunately, I don't have much else to specifically add to this weekend's games, as the Mrs. and I were in St. Louis all weekend for a wedding. My thoughts on the fair city of St. Louis? It's humid. That's all I got.

Oh, well, one other thing. By far the highlight of the weekend was when the Flitgirl and I were tooling around in our rental car on Saturday afternoon, and she spotted a completely-buck-naked older man puttering around aimlessly on his front porch in suburban St. Louis, in full view of the general public. (Fortunately, as I was driving, my eyes were on the road so I missed this).

I am attempting to confirm whether or not this was Mark McGwire.

p.s. - I do have one thing to add about last night's game. One interesting thing you can learn by watching a game in HD is that Hong-Chih Kuo has no facial hair. I'm not talking about the fact that he doesn't have a mustache or a goatee, I'm saying he has NO FACIAL HAIR. Not a single living follicle. It's remarkable. And yet, we still can't hit him. Go figure.

11 Comments:

Blogger Toasty Senior said...

It might have been Tony LaRusso. Was he passed out and drunk at the time?

11:25 AM

 
Blogger Toasty Joe said...

It's LaRussa. Unless you're referring to Daniel LaRusso's estranged father from the Karate Kid.

11:47 AM

 
Blogger SonnyD said...

Now I'm glad that Austin was chosen over StL for a friend's bachelor party...

I think with this recent success, the Mets' brass should ink Willie to a 10 year extension...god knows he deserves it.

11:54 AM

 
Blogger Toasty Senior said...

Hong-Chih Kuo will be having a private consultation with Giuseppe Franco.

2:21 PM

 
Blogger senator.jesusbraunschweiger said...

Re: naked guy - two things, Toasty:

Don't say anything about his scar.
You'll see it... but don't see it.
You follow my drift?

4:08 PM

 
Blogger Toasty Joe said...

A "Z"?!? A "Z"?!!

4:33 PM

 
Blogger Rickey Henderson said...

Let's just see how these guys do on the road trip before we all start [insert lewd sex act here], mmmkay?

4:36 PM

 
Blogger Toasty Joe said...

Nice, Rickey. Pulp Fiction-inspired remarks are always welcome here.

4:40 PM

 
Blogger Luis Sojo said...

Lurker - I just read your last post (by the way, your were wasted by some guy named Brian and apparently didn't have the cojones to respond). My main problem with your post, however, is that you used the word "anyhoo". Can you please refrain from using douchey words on this blog in the future? It's one thing to claim that Jeter has better stats that Reyes without backing it up with firm data, but it's quite another to make yourself look like an ass in front of millions of Mets fans.

5:15 PM

 
Anonymous theflitgirl said...

Oh my God, I just figured out who the naked guy was...the wedding crasher!! He was getting pumped up for his big night of slobbering on much younger women and kicking over beer bottles.

5:35 PM

 
Blogger Brian said...

More like "a glaring lack of boneheadedness and apathy, a bounce in the step that we haven't seen in many months, and, most importantly, good pitching, good and timely hitting, and great bullpen work including Heilman, since Heilman is a productive reliever in a prolonged awful stretch."

Seriously, it's easy to look like you have a bounce in your step when you are hitting and making pitches. You really are, IMO, putting the cart before the horse here.

9:32 PM

 

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