Edges All Around
Ryan Madson: Jose Reyes? He's got an edge.Brett Myers: He's got an edge, all right.
Jimmy Rollins: He's got an edge, baby!
Geoff Jenkins: You know he's got an edge!
Toasty Joe: Hell yes he's got an edge! And how much did you love that slow, flashy trot around the bases? Suck it, Victorino.
Pat Burrell: John Maine? He's got an edge.
Chase Utley: Oh, he's got an edge all right.
Jimmy Rollins: He's got an edge, baby!!
Greg Dobbs: You know he's got an edge!
Toasty Joe: He's scuffled a bit lately, but last night John Maine most assuredly had an edge. Pretty gutsy performance against a tough lineup. Let's keep it going, Johnny.
Shane Victorino: Billy Wagner? He's got an edge.
Eric Bruntlett: Oh, he's got an edge, all right.
Jimmy Rollins: He's got an EDGE, baby!!!
Carlos Ruiz: You KNOW he's got an edge.
Toasty Joe: Whew. That's all I got on him.
Oh, and by the way...
Kim Myers: Brett Myers? He's got a punch.
Boston P.D.: Oh, he's got a punch, all right.
Jimmy Rollins: He's got a punch baby!!!
Toasty Joe: You KNOW he's got a punch. And a stupid-looking goatee. And speaking of punches, is it just me, or do the Phillies have a ton of guys who you would love to see get slugged in the mouth? Brett Myers, Shane Victorino, Pat Burrell, Cole Hamels...I feel like I can't wait until the next bench-clearing brawl so I can see some of these cockknockers laid out. Ah well, I'll gladly take another victory today instead.
posted by Toasty Joe at 7:47 AM
4 Comments:
Why does this remind Rickey of the Stan Bush song from the 1985 Transformers movie?
You've got the touch!!!!
You've got the power!!!!
8:25 AM
Um, it should've also reminded Rickey of a certain Jeter/Ford ad. I hope that was not lost on Rickey.
8:31 AM
the reason you want to punch the phillies in the face is because
a) phenotypically, they are the braves of this decade, with an assemblage of a bunch of white guys who look the same, with the same facial hair, and a few really talented minorities who lead off and drive in runs (even holds down to the otis nixon-victorino comparison).
b) the smirk..worn by such douchebags as george w. bush, is readily visible on the mugs of rollins, victorino (my hatred for him is much bigger than i thought), utley, howard. our guys just sulk. you should have a sulk-off between heilman and beltran, btw.
9:24 AM
To be perfectly honest, Rickey had missed the reference until you pointed it out Toasty. See, Rickey hops into one of those huge memory erasing machines from "Total Recall" every time he see an insipid Derek Jeter car commercial on tv. It's far preferable to having Jeter on the brain.
4:03 PM
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