What? You Pooped In The Refrigerator?

You ate a whole wheel of cheese?

You had one of your speediest runners thrown out at home plate by 10 feet with nobody out and the heart of the order due up - twice in the same game?

And you blew a 3-run, 9th inning lead?

How'd you do that?

Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing!

How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay?

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All I'll say about last night's debacle is that I was checking out a Phillies fan message board in the 7th inning, and all I saw was "we suck, break up the team, they're awful, no playoffs, we can't hit, Gillick, you idiot, fire sale, fire sale, fire sale..." You don't even want to know what the comments on MetsBlog looked like after it was all over.

I think all of us might need a new hobby. As for me, I'm swearing off message boards.