Stupid Crap
"Stupid Crap."(stoo-pid krap)
n.
1. Unintelligent excrement.
2. The act of defecating. Yo, let's find a bathroom. I gotta take a stupid crap.
3. Meekly allowing oneself to get tagged out at home in the late innings of a tied baseball game rather than lowering one's shoulder and plowing into the catcher or, God forbid, sliding. Holy shit, did you see that stupid crap? Beltran, you're an idiot.
4. Coming out of the bullpen and giving up the tying run by way of a based-loaded, four-pitch base-on-balls. Nice work, Fossum. I cannot even begin to fathom that stupid crap. If I were the GM, he would be cut on the spot.
5. Incessant, pointless complaints about the decorations at a brand-new, first-class baseball facility. The outfield walls are black? There's not enough Met history on the walls? I couldn't care less about such stupid crap. If they field a consistently competitive team and play smart baseball, I wouldn't care if they painted the whole park neon lime green, renamed it "the Hamburglar Rotunda," and built a shrine to the other McDonaldland characters in the centerfield concourse. I really wouldn't. I'm not even kidding here.
posted by Toasty Joe at 12:50 PM
5 Comments:
Hamburgler salutes you and your dedication to such a mystifyingly dysfunctional franchise and its fans. Heeyahh.
2:59 PM
But wouldn't that distract hungry fans from their true destination of creating massive queues in front of Shake Shake and Blue Smoke? C'mon, get real. Everyone knows you should never think of sports as anything other than a business. Just ask Bloomy. I don't care if the Mets win another game all season at home, just as long as they keep coming up with great food to eat instead. Isn't that what baseball is all about? Eating?
3:06 PM
I'll await your explanation as to how the improved quality of the food in the new stadium has affected the product on the field.
3:23 PM
Yeah, it was a bad game. 14 games in and I am vomiting already. I'd rather they "collapse" in April than September.
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1:09 AM
Love this blog.
People need to STFU about the decor already. We get it. Yes, it needs to be Mets-ed up a little more. It will be.
People also need to STFU about the seats, too, as a matter of fact. 90% of the complainers are just parroting the 10% who actually had a problem. And among those 10%, I would say half are bitching that they can't see 12 feet of the rightfield/leftfield corner because THEIR SEATS ARE SO G-DDAMNED CLOSE TO THE FIELD THAT IT CUTS OFF THEIR ANGLE! Really, unless you actually got a seat with a railing blocking your view of the plate or the mound - and I had these in the Upper Boxes at Shea two years ago -- just shut up.
Let's complain about Oliver Perez instead. I'm starting to think I would pay to get my seats moved every fifth day so I have a railing blocking my view of him.
11:28 AM
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